Rules of Lurking

You cannot avoid lurkers in the world of kink. Hell, more than half of us are lurking while the other half are getting off on being watched, but there are a few basic rules of civility. These standards can be followed with relative ease and will make the whole perverted affair enjoyable for all.

  1. Don’t try to find out my name. If I want to tell you my name, I will. Names are a sign of friendship, and while many a lurking ends in very happy friendships, they are not mutually inclusive. If I don’t know you, I don’t want you trying to figure out who I am.
  2. Don’t breathe down my neck. If you haven’t noticed there are a lot of twisted fucks on the Internet, and if you close in on one person, you have a tendency to make them feel that you are standing naked in the room (and not in the good way). This is also for your own good too. If you spend too much time perving on a single person you A) are missing out on other twisted people, and B) can end up scaring the person to the point of blocking you, leaving you with your dick in your hand and unfinished business.
  3. Talking is not always necessary. We all know that you are out there on your girlfriend’s laptop while she is sleeping with a sock on your cock, but you don’t need to make yourself known to everybody. I am not saying that everyone should be silent, but you don’t have to comment on every picture. Some things just don’t need to be commented on.
  4. Do not waste the first comment with “First!” I know this is a personal pet peeve of mine, but dear god people it is not 1998!
  5. The Internet is the Internet. Do not stalk people into the real world! Seriously? Do I have to actually say that? I have become friends with many people from online chatting and play, but every time it was a give and take online first. Just because you know someone’s name does not mean that you have the right to turn into a “Creepy Steve” and follow them into the real world. That is where the cops get involved and weird court orders are written up.

If you can follow these few simple rules, I think that we will all enjoy the perverted world just a little more.


Being a Dom is… Killing Harrison Bergeron

I have never thought about what I want. I lived so passively for so long that the idea of want, desire, manifested pleasure never really occurred to me. I was free from the stress of disappointment but I was also free from the more complex pleasure of seeing an object of desire, going for it and achieving it. By removing myself from competition I was denying myself failure and success. As I have come out as a Dominant, I have been forced to deal with this lack of goals in a fundamental way. What is it that I want? What brings me pleasure?

It is never simple, let’s just get that out of the way. I love complexity, whether it is in my food, my reading, movies or sex. The deeper the experience, the more layered the sensations, the better it is. I love curry and movies like “The Usual Suspects.” I like insanely complex books like Finnegan’s Wake, not because they make me feel smart but because they make me feel like I am drowning in ideas. My brain is a sponge, absorbing everything for later digestion and I often will not be able to tell you whether I like something until days later when I am still thinking about it. I do not say this to sound arrogant or intellectual, I say this because it is the truth. In my more Taoist days, I avoided talking about things that I felt others might not get because I did not want them to feel bad. The truth was that I was denying myself the pleasure of thinking. So fuck it! I am going to stop hanging out with idiots.

Life is too short to be limited to the unintelligent. Much of my family is uneducated (definitely not the same but kissing cousins) and I have always tempered what I say around them to save their feelings. This I will continue to do. They are family and I do not want to change them but the rest of my life is to be moron free. Life is too short to be limited to the simpletons that happened to be near me. I am a friendly guy, I will continue to be friendlym, but now I will seek out the smart, the witty and the intriguing to make my life more complete. I have already started this process and have made a few new friends that have just begun to blow my mind with their fun, smart (and god-bless them kinky) minds. So thank you to all my new friends for challenging me to be a more complete person and better Dom for my sweet ZG.